Cole Age 4
I walk up the stairs and see Cole trying to load a 1/16th scale John Deere 4-wheel drive tractor onto a flatbed semi trailer toy:
Me: Is your tractor broke down or are you selling it?
Cole: The damn thing has an oil leak again and they can't fix it here so I am taking it to the John Deere store!
TRUE STORY HIS EXACT WORDS -He obviously lives on a working farm and spends a lot of time around the equipment! And he didn't get in trouble for cussing because I was trying not to laugh out loud and if my tractor had an oil leak AGAIN I would probably cuss too, so who could blame him!