. . .I don't keep a lock on the laundry room door - be my guest and help - but don't you dare just do your clothes, I wash your dirty clothes it won't hurt you do more than just yours!
. . .I am not a taxi cab, there is no meter in my truck! Don't call or text me and say I need you to come get me "now", plan ahead, even if others don't, tell them your Mom refuses to let you go if she doesn't know what time she is supposed to pick you up!
. . .there is a trash can in the kitchen, it is red, it sits beside the counter, you have to walk right past it - throw your trash away.
. . .I don't care how late it is or that you are wearing pajamas, it is on the giant wall calendar when it is your night to feed - GET IT DONE, we are tired of reminding you!
. . .I have been to school - don't expect me to do your homework! I am here to help not do it for you!
. . .I don't wear your shoes, they don't fit me! So when you can't find them don't come crying to me, look for them, you wore them last - maybe you should try taking them off in the same spot every time or actually putting them away!