Me: Cole it's your night to feed the cows - go out and get it done!
He leaves and returns 2 min. later
Cole: MOM as soon as I walked in the barn a bird pooped on my head!
Me: Wow, yes it did - let's go in the kitchen and clean it up - then finish feeding and take a shower!
Cole: WAIT - I want to see it first!
(As he heads to the bathroom to look in the mirror!)