So anyway once I start getting slap happy I have to find ways to entertain myself, I can only sing along to the radio for so many hours and chit chat with my FIL on the 2 way radio for so long before I have heard the same songs a hundred times and annoy my FIL - so I choose to send random texts to my friends and take pictures between semi's making the 14 mile trip home to dump and then back out to the field!
So the texting started about 4pm yesterday - let me just start out by saying that if I had a real job and someone like me kept sending annoying random texts I might not find them so funny but then I am on this end so I just keep sending them because I think I am funny!
I started craving fried chicken and mashed potatoes, not KFC, but real homemade fried chicken with homemade mashed potatoes and creamy gravy with bits from frying the chicken in it so I texted this to Chris:
Yeah since your close to the house not really doing anything but dumping trucks, running the dryer and trying to haul manure could you whip up some homemade fried chicken mashed potatoes and gravy?
He ignored me - go figure!
So I texted the oldest:
Really craving homemade fried chicken mashed potatoes and gravy could you fix that for supper please?
She replied immediately:
Already on it but burnt it so we will have to get something from town!
I am just guessing here but I got the impression she was being sarcastic!
So I started texting my friends, one was sick in bed so I gave her a pass, the other was at a kids thing but offered to pick up KFC - nice thought but not what I was looking for, one actually was having fried chicken from Kroger and offered to feed me - had I known at the time I would be eating a grilled cheese and glass of milk at 10:30pm I would of made her bring it to the field!
So here I am today with my butt in the same tractor seat and still sending annoying texts to my friends!
Today's text's started with:
I am tired of squatting to pee and I still want homemade fried chicken mashed potatoes and gravy!
I only heard back from one of them who sent back "LOL" - I am pretty confident that is not code for "will have it ready and waiting when you get home" - and the other two are ignoring me!
So once again I am down to playing with my camera between semi's!
Yesterday I wore my pointy toed boots and today my fat baby's - if it doesn't rain tonight I am going to wear my Red Wing's tomorrow - I can just feel your excitement and anticipation for those pics! I have to say I am kind of partial to the pointy toes - but we will wait for the Red Wing pics for the final verdict - also it is not that easy taking creative pics of your own feet - just sayin'!