The other day Chris comes in and looks me straight in the eye and says "Boy that was a close one!"
Chris: Well Cole and I were breeding sows and Cole looks at me and says "The thing I don't understand is why don't people have to do that?"!
Me: Well what did you say to him?
Chris: I said "Well Cole the truth is they do" and prayed that that would be the end of it. But then Cole said "I figured it was a little more . . . sophisticated (I swear this is the word he used) than that" so I said well "it is but you will learn about that someday" - I thought I handled it very well!
Me: WELL THANK GOD you were finally the one around when the subject came up!
Chris: I think I did good, I don't think he will bring it up anymore anytime soon!
Fast forward to last night (which happened to be Thrusday night, Man Night - whole other subject) while Chris is GONE:
Cole: Mom do people breed like hogs!
Cole: He didn't really tell me anything he said I would learn it later!
I instantly grabbed by phone, speed dialed Chris and said in a somewhat panicky voice at 100mph "Oh My God you told me you took care of this - YOU LIED - Cole says you didn't answer his question just told him he would learn later - well later is now and of course you aren't around only me!"
To which the response I got was "You are in direct violation of Man Night Rules - you handle how you see fit and we will discuss this at a later time" admist giggeling (yes I said it) giggeling men in the background!
Me: Well Cole yes they do, just like boars have boy parts so do guys and sows have female parts like girls, there are eggs in girls and sperm in boys and when they get together they can make a baby!
Cole: Well what is it called?
Cole: oh ok
Me: Do you have any questions?
Cole: Well (his signature word) pause for effect - seriously . . .not right now but I am sure I will after I contemplate(I swear this is the word he used) this for awhile.
Seriously if he is smart enough to use the words "sophisticated" & "contemplated" in the correct form can't he just Google "sex" like a normal kid and then ask the kids on the bus anything he doesn't understand?